Drive Notes: 2024 BMW 750e xDrive

Tim Healey
by Tim Healey

This week I was testing a 2024 BMW 750x xDrive plug-in hybrid, and honestly, I can't fully process the experience.


Let's just say this isn't the 7-Series I grew up with.

Oh sure, it's still luxurious. It's still a large, expensive flagship with both a base and as-tested price in the six figures. And it's still recognizably a Bimmer, inside and out.

But, as you'll see in this mini-review, it's an oddball to live with.

Pros

  • The amount of rear-seat space is limousine-like. I wish I could've hired a driver while I had the keys to this car in my possession.
  • As you might expect, the ride is silky smooth.
  • The seats are all-day comfortable.
  • If you like to be coddled by automation and gadgetry, this is the car for you. Cinch your seatbelt and the seat slides forward into your preferred driving position. The doors are power-assisted. If you equate wealth with "I let the machine do a small part of the work", this is the car for you.
  • The screens in the rear-door armrest are a nice touch.
  • The transitions from gas to electric are pretty smooth.
  • Matte paint looks good on this car.

Cons

  • BMW has gone a bit too far with the big, angry twin-kidney-bean grille. It's just too much.
  • This car is massive. Big enough to make parking in the city nerve-wracking, especially considering the matte paint job.
  • I don't often say a powertrain that has 308 horsepower and 331 lb-ft of torque is underpowered, but the hybrid powertrain (which uses a 3.0-liter turbocharged inline-six) needs a tad more oomph given the over 5,000-lb curb weight. At least it's silky-smooth.
  • I never got used to the power doors. This could be a "me" problem -- I like to plant my foot on the brake pedal to assist with exiting, and doing so here makes the car think you want to close the door.

There's a lot of luxury to like here -- it's quiet, smooth, and spacious. I could even learn to live with the way-too-blocky styling, I suppose. I also don't mind the power assistance when it comes to comfort, and the things that annoyed me would be easy enough to adjust to in time.

Still, it wasn't that long ago that flagship luxury sedans -- the 7-Series, the Mercedes-Benz S-Class, the Lexus LS -- managed the contradiction of being both understated and flashy at the same time. This one goes for bold, and I am not sure it works.

That rear seat sure is nice, though.

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Tim Healey
Tim Healey

Tim Healey grew up around the auto-parts business and has always had a love for cars — his parents joke his first word was “‘Vette”. Despite this, he wanted to pursue a career in sports writing but he ended up falling semi-accidentally into the automotive-journalism industry, first at Consumer Guide Automotive and later at Web2Carz.com. He also worked as an industry analyst at Mintel Group and freelanced for About.com, CarFax, Vehix.com, High Gear Media, Torque News, FutureCar.com, Cars.com, among others, and of course Vertical Scope sites such as AutoGuide.com, Off-Road.com, and HybridCars.com. He’s an urbanite and as such, doesn’t need a daily driver, but if he had one, it would be compact, sporty, and have a manual transmission.

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  • Carson D Carson D on May 10, 2024

    I rode my bike past a BMW iX M60 as it was being loaded with beach stuff the other day. It sounded like it was idling quite loudly, but it is an EV. I was surprised by the noise, because I thought it was a Fisker Ocean as I rode up to it, and I know that they're EVs. Has anyone here driven an iX M60? Is it normal for them to sound like real automobiles while their owners are running the A/C in a parking space?

    • MaintenanceCosts MaintenanceCosts on May 10, 2024

      EVs are now required to have a synthetic noise that comes on at very low speeds to warn sight-impaired pedestrians in parking lots and at crosswalks. I haven't driven an iX but on most EVs that noise goes away in Park. The iX, being a current BMW, may also have fake engine noise that you can turn on and off.


  • Wjtinfwb Wjtinfwb on May 10, 2024

    Had an E38, loved it dearly. I thought nothing could make me love the subsequent "Bangle" 7 series, but this latest version did. Apparently the psychotic drug epidemic plaguing North America has made its way to Munich and filtered into the design studios. This car is just grotesque.

  • Varezhka I have still yet to see a Malibu on the road that didn't have a rental sticker. So yeah, GM probably lost money on every one they sold but kept it to boost their CAFE numbers.I'm personally happy that I no longer have to dread being "upgraded" to a Maxima or a Malibu anymore. And thankfully Altima is also on its way out.
  • Tassos Under incompetent, affirmative action hire Mary Barra, GM has been shooting itself in the foot on a daily basis.Whether the Malibu cancellation has been one of these shootings is NOT obvious at all.GM should be run as a PROFITABLE BUSINESS and NOT as an outfit that satisfies everybody and his mother in law's pet preferences.IF the Malibu was UNPROFITABLE, it SHOULD be canceled.More generally, if its SEGMENT is Unprofitable, and HALF the makers cancel their midsize sedans, not only will it lead to the SURVIVAL OF THE FITTEST ones, but the survivors will obviously be more profitable if the LOSERS were kept being produced and the SMALL PIE of midsize sedans would yield slim pickings for every participant.SO NO, I APPROVE of the demise of the unprofitable Malibu, and hope Nissan does the same to the Altima, Hyundai with the SOnata, Mazda with the Mazda 6, and as many others as it takes to make the REMAINING players, like the Excellent, sporty Accord and the Bulletproof Reliable, cheap to maintain CAMRY, more profitable and affordable.
  • GregLocock Car companies can only really sell cars that people who are new car buyers will pay a profitable price for. As it turns out fewer and fewer new car buyers want sedans. Large sedans can be nice to drive, certainly, but the number of new car buyers (the only ones that matter in this discussion) are prepared to sacrifice steering and handling for more obvious things like passenger and cargo space, or even some attempt at off roading. We know US new car buyers don't really care about handling because they fell for FWD in large cars.
  • Slavuta Why is everybody sweating? Like sedans? - go buy one. Better - 2. Let CRV/RAV rust on the dealer lot. I have 3 sedans on the driveway. My neighbor - 2. Neighbors on each of our other side - 8 SUVs.
  • Theflyersfan With sedans, especially, I wonder how many of those sales are to rental fleets. With the exception of the Civic and Accord, there are still rows of sedans mixed in with the RAV4s at every airport rental lot. I doubt the breakdown in sales is publicly published, so who knows... GM isn't out of the sedan business - Cadillac exists and I can't believe I'm typing this but they are actually decent - and I think they are making a huge mistake, especially if there's an extended oil price hike (cough...Iran...cough) and people want smaller and hybrids. But if one is only tied to the quarterly shareholder reports and not trends and the big picture, bad decisions like this get made.
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